Category: Joke Board
Harrison Ford says he feels "fit to continue"
to play Indiana Jones despite growing older.
Ford, 64, said he was delighted to team up again
with Steven Spielberg and George Lucas for the film.
Hmmm... what might that next film be called?
The Top 16 Possible Titles for the Next Indiana Jones Movie
16> Indiana Jones and the Ravages of Time
15> Indiana Jones and the Curse of Owmyback
14> Indiana Jones and the Giant Rolling Ball of Centrum
13> Indiana Jones and the Wince-Inducing Colonoscopy
12> Indiana Jones and the Nice Warm Sitz Bath
11> Indiana Jones and the Temple of Spielberg's Mother's Rabbi
Which Must Need a New Roof or Something
10> Indiana Jones vs. the Childproof Geritol Bottle
9> Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Enlarging Prostate
8> Indiana Jones and the Exhausting Bus Trip to Branson
7> Indiana Jones and the Very Sensible Health Insurance Plan
Touted by Wilford Brimley
6> Indiana Jones and the Hey, Wanna See Some Pictures of
My Grandkids?
5> Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special -- of DOOM!
4> Indiana Jones and the Porcelain Throne
3> Indiana Jones and the Neighborhood Terrorcyclist Nazis
Who WON'T STAY OUT OF MY GODDAMN TULIP BEDS!!
2> Indiana Jones and the Titanium Hip
and the Number 1 Possible
Title for the Next Indiana Jones Movie...
1> Indiana Jones and the Temple of Prunes
hahahahahahahahah! good one. If only Saturday night live latched onto that idea. heheh.
good one Becky.
Now, wasn't that nice?
Bob
Okay, who are you and what have you done with the real Bob?